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Another trip into the world of NBA rumors! Weehoodiddlydo!
- Yao Ming goes down for the year! Maybe he's just thinking about those Olympics coming up? Stupid theory. Come on people.
- The Clippers are ready to announce a Sam Cassell buyout! (Please be true for once) Get ready Boston fans for ol' funny head!
- Jamaal Magloire just joined his 100th team, the Dallas Mavericks!
- Mr. Eddy Curry is not a happy man in New York. Is anyone? He's starting to say ridiculous things like he wishes he could be used more in a tandem with Zach Randolph. EEK!
- Michael Redd likes being in Milwaukee and thinks that the Bucks can actually win at some point. Stop kidding around Mike! He's got 6 years left on the contract and I feel sorry for him. Maybe he really likes Steel Reserve?
- Golden State is about to finally use rookie Brandan Wright. I guess that Chris Webber thing isn't quite working out as planned? I mean, really, didn't we all think an aging overweight, broken down, gimpy knee'd veteran could still play?
- Keith Van Horn is receiving $4.3 million by the Nets while not getting sweaty.
- Daequan Cook actually admitted to "hitting the wall." Dude, rookies don't admit things like that! Hello D-League!
- Greg Oden and his fro-hawk received a little phone call from a presidential candidate? Must be the hair Greg.
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